SleepyCast S2:E15 - [Totally Consensual Dating Simulator]

SleepyCabin

Comedy

4.9 • 3.7K Ratings

🗓️ 15 March 2016

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Age-old sex sims, video game boob physics gone terribly wrong. Chris, Niall, and Cory recount their childhood sleepovers, speaking professional "sims", dragging explosions over poor unsuspecting children, and avoiding those awkward mornings after pals be rufflin' the sheets... in the carnal sense. Also, sidewalks. Tiny, narrow, death-taunting sidewalks... +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Your hosts for the evening: Oney (www.youtube.com/user/OneyNG) Spazkid (www.youtube.com/user/Spazkidin3D) Niall (www.youtube.com/user/CryBurgers) Podcast editing by: Niall - Initial edit Tom Ryan - Main Edit Ricepirate - Final Pass +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Yo, we're on Patreon if you wanna throw us a buck! www.patreon.com/SleepyCabin A SUPER SPECIAL THANKS to some of our generous supporters: Shane Danells . Ryan Pagonis . Creeps McPasta Brian Adam . Jace Baker . Denis DeLong Liam Staley . Sonny Canchola . Paul Raymond Lucas Boucher . ubernoobinator . Matt Gronhovd Rodolfo Davis Millet . Corbin Record . Dean Borris Andrew Dore . Elecktricd00m . Kellen Dani Rucker . Dazzanator . Conner St. John Phillip Tafoya . Hudson Heitmeier . Sam Child Yuval Birenzweig . Dan Jakab . Chaney Rockwell Jacob Arends . Chris Moore . Shane Liesse Blake Bevill . ChewySmokey . aguynamedGeoff Bill Zhuang +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ SleepyCabin Official Site! www.sleepycabin.com SleepyCabin on YouTube! www.youtube.com/SleepyCabin Stay tuned on Facebook! www.facebook.com/SleepyCabin ...or Twitter! twitter.com/sleepycabin +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ We're on iTunes, too! Search for SleepyCabin!

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0:00.0	There is a world that's tangible as our own, impossible to see yet, unavoidable to sense.
0:07.2	A world enveloped by a seemingly unending ocean of forests.
0:11.9	Very deep in that forest, tucked away neatly within a blanket of twilight.
0:16.7	Lies a quint little cabin, and in that cabin.
0:20.5	It's a bunch of guys, it's a bunch of bullshitter.
0:23.1	Walking to sleep because, home mostly because, can I take your order?
0:26.5	I've joined here with my friend Chris.
0:28.7	Hello everybody, and my other friend, Nile.
0:31.7	And we're just gonna have a whole sum episode.
0:34.7	We're just gonna keep this one a little bit.
0:36.7	A late back kind of...
0:37.7	She's just friends, just embracing each other's company.
0:40.7	So put on your headphones and grabbing your real fat tummy.
0:43.7	You said something that I realized still happens to me.
0:46.7	What? You say when you go down the stairs, your chits don't flap.
0:49.7	I still do. You told us to Cori as well.
0:51.7	I tweeted it.
0:52.7	My nipples do those weird things and like old, those old meat and fuck games for niggas.
0:56.7	Meat and fuck.
0:57.7	Like the nipples move down whenever they fuck, but they're like the tits stay in the same spot.
1:01.7	Yeah, that's what my tits do.
1:02.7	It's like, you've like connected.
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