Sleeping Security Guard

Run That Prank

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Improv

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 June 2021

⏱️ 10 minutes

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A man with a sleeping disorder is trying to report a noise disturbance to the security guard. Imagine that!

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0:00.0	This is an IHeart podcast.
0:05.3	Coming up at the top of the hour,
0:07.3	write about four minutes after.
0:08.6	It's my strawberry letter for today.
0:10.3	And the subject is, get this, guys,
0:13.3	my mama needs some clothes.
0:16.2	What is that about?
0:18.3	Wait till you hear it.
0:20.0	How your mama ain't got cloth?
0:23.2	You'll be close.
0:24.5	Well, yeah, you'll find out.
0:25.8	This one's crazy.
0:26.9	All right.
0:27.1	We'll get into it in just a little bit.
0:28.9	But right now, Jr. is in for the nephew with today's prank phone call.
0:32.5	What you got for is, Jr.
0:34.2	You know, I don't know how you do this, you know, and keep your job, but this is just what it is.
0:40.9	Sleeping security gone.
0:44.0	See, I don't know how you secure and nothing if you sleep, but sleeping security guard.
0:49.2	Running, cat.
0:51.5	Security booth, may I help you?
0:53.4	Hey, uh, this, sir, can you? Hey, this...
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