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Coming up at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today.

Get a load of this subject.

One of my homies is my side piece.

What?

So what are the other homies?

They're just homies.

We'll get into it in just a little bit, but right now, Junior is in for the nephew with today's prank phone call.

What you got for is, Jr.?

Shirley Carlin, Unc, this is probably a little different.

Don't worry about the title. It's just a little different. Here it is. Exotic deliveries, but it ain't what you think. Running, cat. Hello. Hello, I am trying to reach Adrian. Adrian Fripps. Yeah, this is he. How can I help you? How you you doing? My name is Rashad. I'm with GPT. And we have a delivery for you. I'm going to be arriving probably in the next, I guess, about the next 90 minutes. Are you actually at the house, sir? No, I'm not at home right now. But, I mean, you can just go ahead and leave whatever it is. My wife and, you know, kids can probably get it when they're home from school, you know, so. Let me make sure I got the address right. Are you 38 North River Drive? Yeah, yeah, that's my address. Okay, so is anyone there right now at all? Nobody is home right now.

I don't understand why you can't just leave the package there for us.

Well, this has to be signed, and I have you on here as the handler for this delivery.

So I definitely got to get quite a few signatures from you.

I got about five or six pieces of paper sheets that you need to sign off on.

What time does your wife get there, sir?

What do you mean?

I'm a handler.

Handling what?

What are you delivering?

This is GPT, sir.

This is global pet transport.

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