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Howdy junkie, how you doing today, I hope everything is going well in your life.

As I said last week, our new site is up at Scottsygo.com.

I know, I know no one goes to websites anymore.

That's why this is more of an e-commerce site where we can not only podcast and blog,

we install all of our goodies in a way that lets us time in directly to our newsletter,

blog posts, SMS text alerts, all that good stuff.

And speaking of text alerts, you've got another week to text the word,

SIG text, that's S-I-G-T-E-X-T, one word, 2855-955-5095.

That's going to get you 10% off all of our new stuff we're launching on April 1st, 2023.

That's right, we will have stuff for SIGLER Ascension Day,

all our new stuff, all our old stuff as well.

Again, text SIG text, S-I-G-T-E-X-T, 2855-955-5095,

and you'll get a coupon, save 10% on our new merch, and also on our old merch as well.

We text you when episodes get posted, when there's new books in merch,

when there's newsworthy stuff, and of course for our live streams,

which happen every Wednesday at 6 p.m., Pacific 9 p.m. Eastern,

they're a ton of fun, we hope you can join us for one of those.

Now, let's get on to SLA episode number nine.

Let me get you caught up on the story,

and then we're all going to go signed the Welcome to the Neighborhood card.

Previously on SLA.

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