Hey, I'm Slash.

And I'm feeling pretty damn good about being Conan O'Brien's friend.

Hello there and welcome to Conan O'Brien's friends.

I'm

for

our

existence.

The celebrity will be quite old, someone who's an icon.

This has happened two or three times in the last two weeks.

I'm not going to bum people out by naming specific names, but someone will die at, you know,

in their 90s and they're a star of stage and screen.

And then a couple of days later, there'll be an article that reveals their cause of death.

And I'm like, who needs that anymore?

I think you don't need to just, it just, well, what do you mean I'm not curious?

It just, I think when someone is 98, you don't have to say, well, here's what happened.

Well, I mean, I hope you're, yeah, unless it's like, no, but it's not spite.

Shot robbing a bank.

I know, but that's why I was going to say that, that, that I keep reading these venerable

people who were in their late 90s, close to 100 are passing away.

And it's, you know, oh, wow, we should take a moment.

We should really think about these people.

These are great people.

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