I can tell that we are going to be friends.

Hello, Conan O'Brien here and welcome to, uh, what we've never done an episode like this.

This is an unusual one.

Let me explain.

It's called oops, all ads.

That's oops, comma, all ads.

And there's a reason for this, okay?

And the reason is this.

We of course have a thriving community in the United States and they hear our often ridiculous

ad reads.

The ads just completely fall apart sometimes and, uh, and this can be quite amusing to some

people.

Some people say they actually prefer it to us actually trying to be funny.

Uh, so this, uh, it's become a little bit of a thing.

The problem is that in the international market and we do have a very healthy, uh, group of

fans all across the world.

They don't get to hear the ads.

The ads are not included in the podcast for reasons that I cannot even comprehend.

Very technical.

This term dynamic ad insertion comes into the conversation.

And whenever I hear that, I lose all blood pressure and pass out.

Yeah.

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