Slap Shot
Junkfood Cinema
Brian Salisbury
4.6 • 732 Ratings
🗓️ 22 April 2021
⏱️ 69 minutes
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Summary
The guys discuss the legacy, lunacy, and lingering problems with this immortal sports satire. They also argue for more organ music in sports and action movies on ice!
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| 0:00.0 | You heard a couple nuts sacks talking about hockey the other day. |
| 0:22.4 | Hi, this is Dick Miller. |
| 0:45.2 | If you're listening to Junk Fu Cinema, who were these guys? Drop your pucks, motherfucks. It's time for another episode of junk food cinema. |
| 0:48.0 | Brought to you by FilmSchoolRejects.com.com. |
| 0:51.3 | Dot com. |
| 0:53.4 | Dot wheel snipe, sely boys old school hockey old school hockey we're playing |
| 0:59.7 | old school hockey in here we're playing with the ball we're not playing with the fucking |
| 1:03.5 | puck with the little wheelie rollers on it this is old school hockey folks this is also the |
| 1:08.0 | weekly colton exploitation film cast so good It just has to be fattening. |
| 1:11.5 | I'm your host, Brian Salsberg. And I'm joined as per usual by my friend and co-host. He's a |
| 1:16.0 | novelist. He's a screenwriter. Lieutenant of Megaforce, definitely someone I would describe as a goon, |
| 1:20.9 | Mr. C. Robert Cargill. Hi. How's it going? Not too bad. It's going all right. Oh, wait a minute. |
| 1:27.9 | Let me, let me ask you if this song is currently reverberating through your house. |
| 1:32.6 | And they called it puppy love. |
| 1:38.0 | Yes, we are fostering puppies right now. |
| 1:40.0 | So it's all puppies all the time and it's adorable. |
| 1:42.4 | Yeah, I'm not comfortable with cuteness in your Twitter feed. |
| 1:45.3 | Just something about the incongruity of that, really I find disconcerting. |
| 1:48.4 | However, those are some cute fucking dogs. |
| 1:51.1 | They are adorable, adoptable puppies. |
| 1:54.0 | Yeah, it's been a lot of fun. |
| 1:56.0 | It's a lot of work. |
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