The Michael Berry Show.

Scholar?

You're all the Michael Berry Show.

Hey, what's up, Michael Berry?

You've called before, haven't you?

I did one other time, but I got like, uh, hung up on or something, so I was like, uh...

Uh, please tell me that I took a moment to talk about how weird it is that you're a dude named Scholar.

Oh, no, I didn't even get to talk to you the last time I called.

Okay, I would have.

I can't talk for a moment enough.

So you got the ball cancer?

Yeah, yes, sir. I did.

Let's see, I think I was 19 or 18 years old. I think I was 19. I'm 29 now.

And, uh, yeah, man, I, uh, I remember, uh, I was at the, I was at a public pool and, uh,

I noticed there was like an avocado sized thing on my left, my left ball was an avocado.

And I showed my buddy, like, I was like, yo, look, look, look.

It seems huge. And he's like, bro, you need to get that checked out.

And I was like, for real, because his mom was a nurse.

And, uh, so like, uh, long story short, I got it checked out.

And they were like, yeah, um, I think it's cancerous.

And, sure enough, it was.

So they had to remove it.

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