A billion years ago there was nothing but space than one of God's wet farts

threw all the planets in place there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus but

planet Earth was blessed with two baby geniuses.

Baby geniuses, we know everything.

Baby geniuses, we know everything.

Baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses. We know everything baby geniuses tell us something we don't know.

Hello babies. Welcome to baby geniuses. I'm Lisa. I'm Emily and with us as always our co-host, the invisible cat.

Where is it?

It feels like it's to my right.

Oh, it's moving.

Episode number two for the day.

I do like when we, on our intro that we've re-recorded now you said we're putting too much pressure on the word enjoy

Oh right yeah we were talking about how we hope you enjoyed the show but then I took that back and I just I don't want to who you what to feel yeah enjoy it I mean like

who even are we to put that on our list yeah it's really unfair it It's a burden. We're making you do emotional work for us by telling

you to enjoy our show. Here's the thing. I will tell you how to feel if you want me to.

I will gladly do that.

For $5 a month, Emily Heller will tell you how to feel.

Yes, should I start a matrion?

Matrion

It's not for you patronizing my work. It's for me being your mom. I knew I had a problem with Patreon and that's what it is. It reminds me of patriarchy.

Uh-huh. Yes. It's all coming together.

I like that's all. Like you've had a problem with it for a long time you haven't been able to put your

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