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The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner

Skitzo Kitty

The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.4603 Ratings

🗓️ 16 November 2018

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

Kimbro and Tom reluctanly take Lahna to the desert to educate her in lifestyle living.

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0:00.0

Good afternoon. It's the pod brother Kim right here. We're at Skitsokitie and this is the Perfect Ten with Lana Turner.

0:07.9

What's happening, baby? What's happening, Kimbrough? Thank you guys so much for joining us.

0:12.9

We have just been on this three-hour drive to land in Mecca, which is Skitsokitty. It's an amazing, the most amazing porn store. Like, they have all kinds of beautiful toys. I wouldn't say it's a porn store as much as an adult, an adult toy store. Yeah, you're right. I wouldn't say porn because, like, I'm wearing this beautiful outfit. I'm going to have porn videos here, but. Well, videos are kind of... You can just download. Like, who's buying videos, right? Oh, actually, Lucy's sitting here as well. I have to introduce Lucy. She works here at Schizo Kitty, so... Welcome to the show. Thank you. Hi, I'm so... What would you call... What would you call Schizoch kitty? Exactly.

0:57.5

We like to say that Schizophrenia is an erotic boutique.

0:58.6

Oh, there you go. Better, better, better.

0:59.2

Much better.

1:00.0

We don't have just like dirty videos or just lingerie.

1:03.4

We have everything from those items like clothing.

1:07.3

We sell loops and lotions and potions, all the things that you can have on your body, edible, as well as some great lubrication. Can you bring the mic a little bit closer like an edible dildo? Can you put a hold? Yeah, totally. I would love that. Better like this? I'm sure you, yeah, when you're showing it off. Just closer to the head of the mic. We can hear you loud and clear now. Beautiful. I love that. you this sure you yeah just closer to the head of the mic we can hear you loud and clear now beautiful

1:29.8

I love that you would sell to okay cool

1:32.2

very close and intimate Tom's nipples are hard already

1:36.0

I love from the moment if we left LA

1:38.2

pretty much all the time right he was ready to be here

1:41.3

the moment I got here you were kind enough to let me help you pick up all the dirty underwear that have been tried on in the back. What? Hey, you know, it's a dirty job and someone's got to do it. Did I miss something? Yeah, I mean, some good, interesting smells. There's some, a lot of behind the scenes. Do you sell used underwear to people who want? We do not.

2:01.6

We that is actually, so that is totally a niche and totally acceptable. It is not something

2:08.1

that we have in our store just because of the intimate nature of it, but there is a market

2:14.4

for that. Well, we have a lot of questions for you.

2:17.8

So before, before we get into them, give us a complete rundown of the store real quick,

2:22.7

because this is a beautiful store.

2:24.1

This is like the, this is like the Costco Sears Walmart all wrapped up in one with like lingerie and lobes.

2:32.3

It's like high-end stuff.

2:33.5

It's nice.

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