Baseball and Blackface with Eddie Pence
The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner
All Things Comedy
4.4 • 603 Ratings
🗓️ 29 November 2018
⏱️ 35 minutes
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Summary
"Coach" Eddie Pence talks about comedy, kids, and porn names.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey guys, welcome to Perfect Ten. Thank you so much for joining us. The video that you just saw at the top is of a little boy who was on my son's baseball team, Colton, and his daddy is coach Eddie Pence, |
| 0:24.4 | who's also a comedian and a good friend, and he's sitting right here to my right. |
| 0:28.2 | Eddie, thank you so much for joining. |
| 0:30.4 | I didn't coach him to do that. |
| 0:31.9 | You didn't coach your son to get hit by the ball. |
| 0:33.5 | I was the coach, but that's not the technique I teach on how to hit a baseball. Well, you mean to get hit by a baseball? Yeah, you're supposed to turn his shoulder, not open up your chest. Tell the ball no. And then try to palm it. He tried to palm the ball, right? Yeah, he tried to, no. Like Star Wars the ball out. Yeah, he's like, I'm going to force. |
| 0:54.3 | I'm going to matrix this ball right now. That video went viral. It did go viral. It was like five, five or six million views. It went nuts. Because when I saw you right after it, it was at a million views. Yeah. Like literally as I was driving home from the game that day, I was posted in cold. It's like, what are you doing, Dad? |
| 0:50.7 | I'm like, nothing. |
| 0:51.2 | We're going to make money. |
| 0:51.8 | Shut up. |
| 0:53.2 | Did you know it was going to get that? |
| 0:54.4 | No, I get that idea. I just put on Twitter just for fun. And then, uh, my buddy who plays for the Reno Aces, which is the minor league affiliate for the Arizona Diamondbacks. He, uh, he saw it on Twitter. And he's like, this is the funniest video I've ever seen him now. And so he, he, uh, |
| 1:11.2 | tweeted at Barst, Arizona Diamondbacks. He saw it on Twitter. He's like, this is the funniest video I've ever seen |
| 1:27.9 | him on. And so he, he tweeted at Barstool Sports and they picked it up and it just went nuts. |
| 1:33.9 | Oh my God. Isn't it crazy that your son has had more views than you? Yeah. I've tried for 20 years |
| 1:38.9 | to get a viral video and he gets one. And it's like 15 seconds taking a baseball in the chest That's hilarious Yeah Did that video From your channel Make your other videos No nothing Nothing It did nothing for me Like nobody clicked From that to the next one It did nothing for me I didn't get a Twitter follower Out of it You know what would be funny I think if you put on a uniform and did exactly what he did. |
| 2:03.3 | I might. I should do that. Reenact it. Total reenactment. But it's you. But then I'm starting a whole jackass thing. And then I get like up the ante and like take a speedball to the chest. Or even worse than that, nobody gives a shit. Yeah. No one gives a shit. This isn't. |
| 1:57.5 | Idiot. |
| 1:58.3 | He's like, |
| 1:59.1 | emulate his kid. |
| 1:59.6 | Let your kid have it, man. |
| 2:01.2 | This is so fun. |
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