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93X Half-Assed Morning Show
93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM
4.7 • 972 Ratings
🗓️ 7 October 2024
⏱️ 157 minutes
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Originally Aired October 7, 2024: Your mom's porn collection. Top Halloween costumes for 2024. Everything you've ever wanted to know about eating hair.
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| 0:00.0 | The 93X Half Fast Morning Show podcast is sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning. |
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| 0:14.6 | The 93X Half-ass Morning Show. |
| 0:18.0 | 93. |
| 0:20.0 | Er. |
| 0:21.0 | H. There you friggin go. |
| 0:25.0 | welcome to the start of what I hope is a glorious work week for every damn last one of you. |
| 0:35.0 | Welcome to the damn Monday edition of the 93X Half |
| 0:41.0 | Morning show. Josh, what did I miss over the weekend? The reason I have to ask |
| 0:45.0 | is because I spent my entire weekend in the dingy dusty musty basement of my mother's home. |
| 0:55.0 | Were you helping the family clean it out or what was happening? |
| 0:58.5 | Right, yeah, it's just a project. |
| 1:01.0 | She didn't lock you down there because you did something naughty. |
| 1:04.0 | Just something that needs to be chipped away at now and again. |
| 1:10.0 | And I know what some of you are saying, hey, I live in my mother's basement and it's not bad. |
| 1:15.7 | I'm glad you like it. |
| 1:17.8 | But I think I have black lung. |
| 1:19.6 | Oh, no. |
| 1:20.6 | Oh, boy. |
| 1:21.6 | Oh, I wonder about... Like an old coal miner, Covey. |
| 1:24.0 | I wonder about that too, as you know, I grew up in a dank Minneapolis basement and I sometimes wonder |
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