Hello and welcome to the complete guide to everything a podcast about everything. I'm one of your hosts, Tom and I'm Tim and Tim who's with us today?

Give him an intro.

Ladies and gentlemen, you know him from vinyl records. You know him as a rock on tour.

You know him as a taste maker and a guy that makes audiences around the world beam with excitement and dance the night away.

Fresh off his tour with with a Miley Cyrus and her dead pets. Here he is. The one the only Dan Deacon.

This was going much better than the first time we tried. Yeah, well, thank you for that glowing introduction. You didn't play any music into the microphone while I was talking. I was going to take it out, but I didn't.

You didn't because you had to charge it otherwise it would be in your hand. You 100% correct. Thanks for being here for our first show of the year. We always leave the window open.

Yeah, Dan. I was even wondering. It's hard straight people like hearing planes go by. No, I forgot to close the window, but it's too late now.

You have any more questions about my apartment? Any questions about my ceiling? Like I made the apple was with these beams and the pipes. Sorry, I'm inquisitive. Yeah.

Yeah, you don't just stare at the ceiling every night wondering like, no, I don't just stare at the sea. I got used to it over the years that yeah, there are beams and there are pipes and I don't necessarily know what's inside the beams.

I don't think those things inside the pipes. Yeah, water guys. I've been telling you. I don't think there's anything inside that I think that's like a weird decorative element. There's a sprinkler at the end of it. There's water in it. I understand that pipes. The sprinkler. I'm talking about it in the kitchen.

The walls, the not walls, the beams. You can't even describe them. They're so bizarre. I mean, they're not really beams. Just so everyone knows there's like something that comes down like 18 inches from the ceiling and is like six inches wide and comes to a corner. It's just something like it's a creature. It's weird. It's not that weird. It's really weird. It looks like it should be part of like a ventilation system, but it's definitely not. Do you think I bet there's like a

intricate series of snakes inside there? I can't say this on the thing. I'll tell you later. I think I've got some secret snake news that knowing you're about. I do actually.

What is this error? Sorry. Oh, I'm going to make snake spoilers. How are you? How are both of you guys this week's Tim? You can answer first. Tom, my week is going great. My friend Dan is in town and we've been hanging out and

drinking beers till three o'clock in the day morning. Yeah, I feel like a garbage. Yeah, I feel like my mind hates my I know it does, but I just feel like that your mind hates your body or your body hates your mind. Both, but I talked to my body talks to me less than my mind does.

I know my mind is part of my body, but your body is talking to you right now. It's only how mad it is. Yeah. And your mind's like shut up body. Shut up boys to get it. We won't do that. We won't do that again. That's hurt the organs more.

But we just had some Indian food. Yes, that was quick. Good. And that made us all feel better. Didn't it kind of knocked me out. Yeah. Well, but that's good. Yeah, you're not playing music in the microphone.

How is your week aside from Dan, not aside from Dan, Dan, how is your week aside from getting to drunk last night? What's today?

Wednesday? Yeah, Wednesday. Oh, it was good. It could even be two weeks. Christmas was fine. I'm down to Florida. How is that? It was good. Except I'm riddled with mosquito bites. Is it hot in Florida right now? It was pretty hot.

Is that a dumb question? No, it's hotter than normal. How hot is that? How hot is it? Give me degrees. I think it's like 85 degrees. Oh, that's your favorite degrees. Yeah, right on, right on time. I wasn't looking for degrees. I'll tell you the way five degrees later, but I can't tell you on the tape. Good. Yeah, was it humid? It was a little humid, but that's fine. We know there are mosquitoes already. Yeah, we've got a lot of mosquitoes. You went swimming in a pool or in the ocean pool or in a lake.

No, just a river just a pool. Okay. That was the only body. Well, no. I when I was in Miami, I went in the ocean. Yeah, I want to go to Miami as everybody knows. Really? Why are you afraid? You've said this before, but I don't know why it just seems to happen in for it. It feels like it's all people that have to be like I'm not attractive enough to be in Miami. And I feel like everybody's going to be like, Hey, get out of here. You jerk. You're not you're not a cool party guy. I think

you did just fine. Really? Because I was there. I've been to Miami. And I the whole time I was in Miami. I felt exactly like I was in the same. And I just feel like I was getting looks that told me that I don't get out of here. That would be I'd love to like notes go there and spy on you guys and see that happen. I went to the beach. I didn't have any swimming shorts. So I just like took off my shirt and was wearing jeans and people were like, what are you doing? That's weird. Why were you wearing jeans?

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