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🗓️ 21 February 2024
⏱️ 141 minutes
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0:00.0 | There's people, let's say, in the cosmetic surgery world that you get a patient who's like, |
0:05.0 | give me another facelift. |
0:07.0 | Do you ever have a... I cut them off. You cut them off. |
0:10.1 | Yeah. But here's the thing. Let me give you no more dick for you |
0:13.9 | He cut them off one to ten. What do you think you are right now? Yeah six and a half |
0:19.4 | No higher, but I think this is no no no he's right. This is a fucking two. No, no, he's right. |
0:23.0 | This is like a two. |
0:24.0 | H. |
0:25.0 | Well, welcome. |
0:28.0 | Welcome. Welcome to your mom's house. Welcome, good morning, good morning, good afternoon, good evening. We are rolling here in Tejas. It's another episode of your mom's house. |
0:46.4 | This is jam-packed. This one really is other level today. Great to you guys. |
0:52.2 | I get through this one. Yeah. It's good stuff. It is good stuff. We've been very |
0:56.8 | pumped for this one for a minute. We've been loaded. Quick reminder for some dates here. |
1:02.6 | Your boy, Tommy Buns, I will be in Portland, Maine, February 29th. |
1:07.9 | San Antonio, Texas, March 8th, Belton, Texas, March 10th. I added a second show in St Augustine, Florida, it's March 13th, and the next day I am in Orlando, Florida, March 14th tickets are at Tom Segura.com slash tour. I think it's |
1:26.2 | Horando. Yep that's right sometimes I mispronounce it yeah. |
1:30.4 | Very nice. Yep. Can I tell you may or did you want to do a clip or may I tell you the revelation that I had? |
1:38.0 | Tell me your revelation. I had a Pajitsky effect. Tell me. Where do prunes come from? |
1:44.8 | Where do prunes come from? |
1:47.2 | How do they grow? |
1:48.4 | Is that like a dried out fruit? |
1:50.2 | Is it a dried out... |
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