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Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Size Matters w/ Rory Scovel & William Moore (PhalloFILL) | Your Mom's House Ep. 747

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.723.4K Ratings

🗓️ 21 February 2024

⏱️ 141 minutes

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Summary

SPONSORS: -Go to https://Hungryroot.com/mom to get 40% off your first delivery and free veggies for life. This week on Your Mom's House Podcast we've got an airtight show as Tom Segura and Christina P welcome two guests! First up we have founder of PhalloFILL and self described dick whisperer Bill Moore, followed by comedian and painter Rory Scovel. Before welcoming the guests Kristin and Tim share an Aussie with a very filling challenge, recap their time in Las Vegas, rail on some larger Disney adults, and talk about facelifts and celebrity plastic surgery. Christina and Tom are joined by Bill Moore who introduces them to the world of cosmetic penile fillers and offers a buffet of samples for them to check out. They talk about the benefits, the risks, and everything there is to know about increasing one's size. Tom also introduces Bill to the Double Soul Shaman who has his own methods of making members grow. Rory Scovel joins the Main Mommies to talk about his new special and how the comedy landscape has changed for marketing yourself. He also reacts to some fun clips featuring some female pilots, a woman afraid of suds, a special drink brewed by the Double Soul Shaman, a school board meeting, and a cool Disney adult. They also chat about Rory's artistic endeavors and co-existing with bugs, plus so much more! https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Your Mom’s House Ep. 747 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

There's people, let's say, in the cosmetic surgery world that you get a patient who's like,

0:05.0

give me another facelift.

0:07.0

Do you ever have a... I cut them off. You cut them off.

0:10.1

Yeah. But here's the thing. Let me give you no more dick for you

0:13.9

He cut them off one to ten. What do you think you are right now? Yeah six and a half

0:19.4

No higher, but I think this is no no no he's right. This is a fucking two. No, no, he's right.

0:23.0

This is like a two.

0:24.0

H.

0:25.0

Well, welcome.

0:28.0

Welcome. Welcome to your mom's house. Welcome, good morning, good morning, good afternoon, good evening. We are rolling here in Tejas. It's another episode of your mom's house.

0:46.4

This is jam-packed. This one really is other level today. Great to you guys.

0:52.2

I get through this one. Yeah. It's good stuff. It is good stuff. We've been very

0:56.8

pumped for this one for a minute. We've been loaded. Quick reminder for some dates here.

1:02.6

Your boy, Tommy Buns, I will be in Portland, Maine, February 29th.

1:07.9

San Antonio, Texas, March 8th, Belton, Texas, March 10th. I added a second show in St Augustine, Florida, it's March 13th, and the next day I am in Orlando, Florida, March 14th tickets are at Tom Segura.com slash tour. I think it's

1:26.2

Horando. Yep that's right sometimes I mispronounce it yeah.

1:30.4

Very nice. Yep. Can I tell you may or did you want to do a clip or may I tell you the revelation that I had?

1:38.0

Tell me your revelation. I had a Pajitsky effect. Tell me. Where do prunes come from?

1:44.8

Where do prunes come from?

1:47.2

How do they grow?

1:48.4

Is that like a dried out fruit?

1:50.2

Is it a dried out...

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