Paul Virzi Is HORRIFIED | Ep. 748

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Relationships, Christina, Society & Culture, Jokes, Comedy Interviews, Tv & Film, Pazsitzky, Comedian, Tom, Humor, Segura, Funny, Podcast, Comedy

4.8 • 23K Ratings

🗓️ 28 February 2024

⏱️ 117 minutes

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SPONSORS: Head to https://www.squarespace.com/MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code MOM It’s another episode of YMH with Todd and Christine! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P really missed each other and open the show with a cool guy looking for a cool emo girl. Next, Tom reads another airtight story submission which leads to a debate about "airtight stolen valor". Christina shares a YMH Exclusive concerning some hotel toilets, we check-in on the Double Soul Shaman and check out a guy named Tumbleweed Tommy. Comedian Paul Virzi joins the Main Mommies and he's already traumatized by the Double Soul Shaman clips he saw being played in the YMH lobby. This leads to a story about a time he was terrified by a giant man pounding on his door at a hotel he was staying at. After some trauma bonding, he chats with Tom and Christina about self love, Michael Jordan, finding your tribe, edibles, hot politicians, before reacting to some "Horrible or Hilarious" videos and Christina's curations! https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Your Mom’s House Ep. 748 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Can we be honest for a second about Austin? I mean it's disgusting downtown.
0:03.6	I mean I can't wait to get out of this shit hall.
0:05.2	Your mom is the cockroach.
0:07.2	Just fucking... Do you have any cash for me?
0:11.8	My dad actually sat my older brother down
0:13.8	and he goes, just marry a rich woman.
0:15.6	I know.
0:16.6	And my brother is what?
0:17.6	What?
0:18.6	What? What?
0:19.6	How do you do that, Dad?
0:21.6	Well, welcome. Welcome.
0:23.0	Welcome to your mom's house.
0:25.0	Bonshore
0:26.0	Bonshorne.
0:32.0	Oh. I miss you. I haven't seen your pretty little face in so long. I'm serious, look at those pretty blue eyes. I know you, we both had, we crossed paths.
0:48.0	We're Gigan. Gigan, bro. You went to your home country, Canada.
0:53.0	Yeah.
0:54.0	There's a famine, there's a dictator up there,
0:57.0	and people aren't having food.
0:59.0	It's a very, very dark and depressing place,
1:01.0	but you spent time there visited your people and
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