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Let's play the opening segment for you of our show.

We did a hodgepodge.

We don't do this a lot, but sometimes we do bunch of different stories none of them didn't require huge full of deep analysis

but we just want to give them all to you so you're up on all uh at this time when we did this at 5 a.m

essential time the missing f35 was not a story yet i would have put that in here clearly i would have put the missing F-35 was not a story yet. I would have put that in here, clearly.

I would have put the missing F-35, $80 million aircraft that we'd, like,

whoops, hey, if you, they put a missing person's alert out for an F-35.

Hey, if you guys have, just, you know, if you're driving to work today.

And you happen to come across an F35 that crash landed near Charleston.

If you could give us a ring, you know, $1,800 hour bad.

Give us a ring a ding and, uh, let us know we'll go and we'll we'll pick it up

what in the world

I almost don't even think that's a true story

like I can't be can it

they can't find it

but that story did not break

when we had our opening hodgepodge.

Alas, all the others are still relevant for right now. Let's start off with a bunch of random stories.

All right?

I just got like a bunch here.

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