Sistine Chapel Of Aggravation, Chainsaws & Teenagers, Dry Lake Blues
Your Stupid Opinions
James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman
4.9 • 5K Ratings
🗓️ 13 October 2025
⏱️ 73 minutes
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More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for the Sistine Chapel, where people complain about 500 year old art. A Halloween haunted house & corn maze, that may leave people either bored to tears, or bleeding from chainsaw wounds. A Texas lake campground, where the lake is dried up, and the toilets are full of surprises & much more!!
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, everybody. Welcome back to your stupid opinions. Hey. Hello there. Welcome. Thank you for joining us today. I am James Petrigal. I'm here with my co-host. I'm Jimmy Wiseman. We are so excited today to hear more people's complaints and grievances and anything else. And sometimes they're thrilled with things they shouldn't be. So it's just people's opinions are all over the board and they're a lot of fun. |
| 0:41.5 | So we're going to hear them in mass today, as we always do. |
| 0:45.3 | Before we get started with that, you should listen to our other two shows, which are crime in sports and small town murder, which are exactly what they sound like, except funny. |
| 0:54.4 | So check those out, listen to those, follow us on social media, do all that stuff, |
| 0:59.2 | and head to shut up and give me murder.com if you want to get your stupid opinions, |
| 1:03.2 | merch and all that stuff. |
| 1:04.2 | So let's get right into this because we're going on a long trip. |
| 1:08.1 | We got to get our seatbelts on and get ready here. We're going all the way to Italy here. Trade tables up. Oh, upright position for takeoff, everybody. We are going to the Vatican, actually. Oh. We're going to the Sistine Chapel. Yeah, it is a nice place. It's very nice, and I'm sure you've seen it before, but I'll show you some pictures here. |
| 1:30.3 | A lot of people think there's 15 others. |
| 1:32.1 | That's not true. |
| 1:34.0 | Yeah, that's in the south. |
| 1:35.9 | They go, I ain't seen the first 15. |
| 1:38.8 | I ain't that impressed. |
| 1:41.3 | I can't see it until I've seen the other 15. |
| 1:43.9 | It's like seeing Ghostbusters out of order. Hell no. You see Ghostbusters too. You're like, I don't understand. What is the tension between Sigourney Weaver and Bill Murray's characters? There's obviously a history here. There's obviously a history here. I don't understand it. So it's not great. He's calling her a dog all the time. I don't even know what's going on. This Sistine Chapel here is got 4.7 stars out of 90,000 reviews on Google. |
| 2:13.1 | 90,000. A lot of people go there. It's a very famous thing in the world. It's a |
| 2:19.4 | famous chapel in the Vatican Museums best known for Michelangelo's 16th century painted ceiling. |
| 2:25.3 | It's literally Michelangelo painted the fucking ceiling. It's the pull my finger thing. It's |
| 2:30.5 | yes. It's all of that. It's yeah. It's totally. It beautiful. It's, yeah, it's one of the, it's like the most famous piece of art that exists pretty much on earth. And it's not just the art that's painted there. It's the art of the architecture. It's just, oh, yeah, it's all that shit. Historically, it's amazing. |
| 2:55.8 | It looks like to get into the Sistine Chapel on the official site, it's about $23. |
| 2:57.1 | Wow. And then there's other different multi-attraction passes and all that, but it's about $23. |
| 3:03.2 | $23 to see something that's how many hundred years old? |
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