Rude Russia Sandwiches, Hellscape Of Nonsense, Theater Of Hunger
Your Stupid Opinions
James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman
4.9 • 5K Ratings
🗓️ 20 October 2025
⏱️ 69 minutes
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Summary
More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a Subway Sandwich restaurant in Russia where sitting next to a window is a treat. A Spirit Halloween store in New York City best described as a 'Hellscape of Nonsense'. And a movie theater where you have to wait for your food order longer than the runtime of the movie!
Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section!
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, everybody and welcome back to your stupid opinions. |
| 0:19.0 | Hey, thank you so much for joining us. My name is James Petro Gallo. I'm here with my co-house. and welcome back to your stupid opinions. Hey. Hey. |
| 0:22.7 | Thank you so much for joining us. |
| 0:24.3 | My name is James Petro Gallo. I'm here with my co-host. |
| 0:25.6 | I'm Jimmy Wiseman. |
| 0:26.9 | We are so excited today to tell you about more people's problems with things that we've never experienced. |
| 0:33.9 | It's so much fun. |
| 0:35.1 | We can't wait. |
| 0:36.0 | We hope you enjoyed last week, the Sistine Chapel, obviously, a place to complain. You don't want a damage of the art. We had the corn maze. We'll continue with another Halloween thing this week, as we'll do all of October, multiple Halloween things. We have a spirit Halloween shop for you today, which will be a lot of fun. |
| 0:54.4 | Oh, I just went to one of those. |
| 0:56.5 | Oh, everybody's been to one of those. |
| 0:57.9 | So that's why it's fun. |
| 0:58.9 | We'll do that. |
| 0:59.8 | But first of all, definitely also listen to our other two shows, crime in sports and small town murder, which are exactly what they sound like. |
| 1:07.8 | And head over to shut up and give me murder.com for all of your merchandise |
| 1:12.1 | your stupid opinion stuff the skunt merchandise is out it's cool it looks like outstanding |
| 1:18.1 | it looks like uh like a death metal band shirt it's cool but it's a skunt you're gonna like it so there |
| 1:22.6 | you go definitely that's a big word it's huge people have been loving been loving it. Very popular. Let's get right into this |
| 1:29.3 | here. We're going overseas, everybody. Yeah? Buckle up for your trip, get your passports ready, |
| 1:34.9 | because we're going to Russia. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. We may not come out. We're going to a subway |
| 1:41.0 | in Russia. A subway station, a subway sandwich shop in Russia. Do you want to eat anything? Anybody hands you in Russia? I don't know. Well, they hand it to you, and it's just beats and poison. So you're like, I don't know if that's... Beats and rice. Yeah, I don't know if I should have this exactly. It's borscht. It's poison borsh on a roll. I don't know if I should have this or not. |
| 2:04.5 | And while you had your back turn, they tucked shit in your underwear that you'll tell you too. There's that too. So it's a subway, like we said, it is at, oh, God, it's in Moscow. You know, this address. Don't read that address. Ulitska Mikulukyo, Maklaya. |
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