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Your Stupid Opinions

Rude Russia Sandwiches, Hellscape Of Nonsense, Theater Of Hunger

Your Stupid Opinions

James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman

Comedy, News

4.95K Ratings

🗓️ 20 October 2025

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a Subway Sandwich restaurant in Russia where sitting next to a window is a treat. A Spirit Halloween store in New York City best described as a 'Hellscape of Nonsense'. And a movie theater where you have to wait for your food order longer than the runtime of the movie! 

 

Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section!

 

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello, everybody and welcome back to your stupid opinions.

0:19.0

Hey, thank you so much for joining us. My name is James Petro Gallo. I'm here with my co-house. and welcome back to your stupid opinions. Hey. Hey.

0:22.7

Thank you so much for joining us.

0:24.3

My name is James Petro Gallo. I'm here with my co-host.

0:25.6

I'm Jimmy Wiseman.

0:26.9

We are so excited today to tell you about more people's problems with things that we've never experienced.

0:33.9

It's so much fun.

0:35.1

We can't wait.

0:36.0

We hope you enjoyed last week, the Sistine Chapel, obviously, a place to complain. You don't want a damage of the art. We had the corn maze. We'll continue with another Halloween thing this week, as we'll do all of October, multiple Halloween things. We have a spirit Halloween shop for you today, which will be a lot of fun.

0:54.4

Oh, I just went to one of those.

0:56.5

Oh, everybody's been to one of those.

0:57.9

So that's why it's fun.

0:58.9

We'll do that.

0:59.8

But first of all, definitely also listen to our other two shows, crime in sports and small town murder, which are exactly what they sound like.

1:07.8

And head over to shut up and give me murder.com for all of your merchandise

1:12.1

your stupid opinion stuff the skunt merchandise is out it's cool it looks like outstanding

1:18.1

it looks like uh like a death metal band shirt it's cool but it's a skunt you're gonna like it so there

1:22.6

you go definitely that's a big word it's huge people have been loving been loving it. Very popular. Let's get right into this

1:29.3

here. We're going overseas, everybody. Yeah? Buckle up for your trip, get your passports ready,

1:34.9

because we're going to Russia. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. We may not come out. We're going to a subway

1:41.0

in Russia. A subway station, a subway sandwich shop in Russia. Do you want to eat anything? Anybody hands you in Russia? I don't know. Well, they hand it to you, and it's just beats and poison. So you're like, I don't know if that's... Beats and rice. Yeah, I don't know if I should have this exactly. It's borscht. It's poison borsh on a roll. I don't know if I should have this or not.

2:04.5

And while you had your back turn, they tucked shit in your underwear that you'll tell you too. There's that too. So it's a subway, like we said, it is at, oh, God, it's in Moscow. You know, this address. Don't read that address. Ulitska Mikulukyo, Maklaya.

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