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Sip Or Spill: Kristin Takes Shots Of Lawn Mower Clipping

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🗓️ 12 September 2022

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

Last week during Sip or Spill, Kristin whipped up Bert’s favorite not-so-favorite drink! GOAT CHEESE SMOOTHIE! Yes, it’s as gross as it sounds. This week it’s Kristin’s turn again and she got the sweet chance at taste testing Tommy's weight loss green smoothie, and apparently, it tastes like wet lawn mower clippings. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

The virtue all right, Kristen is in the hot seat this morning with sip or spill

0:07.0

Sipper spill it won't go

0:12.0

Time's a charm

0:15.3

I know it is my fingers are getting too skinny

0:18.5

So much weight it's not making it fire why is there so much of it Katie?

0:23.7

All right, first of all hold on before we even get in this Katie you're gonna sit down for a second

0:27.4

We got something to talk about all right bring down that music that was late to the party

0:32.2

Katie comes in here this morning. I'm like Katie how you doing and she's like well, I'm here

0:38.0

I'm like, what do you mean you're here?

0:40.1

Go ahead give the deach well, you see I went to my sorority sisters wedding

0:45.1

It had a great time had a blast and you know in the middle of turning up and stuff

0:50.5

I'm not great with wearing heels and I may have slipped in a busted my tailbone

0:55.1

So, severely to the point where I could not move or get out of bed

0:58.6

You're making me you might have cracked it. Yeah, did you get to check that back for a something?

1:03.9

I couldn't go anywhere yesterday, so I just stayed in bed. There's nothing they could do anyway

1:08.8

I've had a crack tailbone. They're just gonna go that sucks

1:12.6

I can't put a cast on your ass. So this morning I just

1:18.8

So this morning I just drugged up and I was able to slide into my car and make it to work

1:24.5

So here I am you can't even sit down

1:29.4

It is pain so like when you slipped you just must have you must have just hit it right on the perfect spot

1:34.8

Yes, and like they try to come and catch me, but it

1:38.8

Hard yeah gravity that's tough man. Was it like at the reception like in the dance floor like did you make a big scene?

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