SIP OR SPILL - KRISTIN IS ON THE HOT SEAT! (GAG WARNING)
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4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 19 December 2022
⏱️ 12 minutes
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| 0:56.9 | The virtual. |
| 0:57.9 | All right, let's lighten it up a little bit. And we're not letting this one go. |
| 1:00.3 | Chrissy. Maybe lighten it up for you. Not so much for me. |
| 1:04.3 | I'm still waiting the effects of the puddle water to hit me. The parasite is growing inside |
| 1:08.7 | of me. That Kristen made me drink last week. And now it's your turn for sip or spill. |
| 1:15.0 | A weed playing a game or doing a porno? |
| 1:22.2 | This can be whatever you want it to be. We were going down the porno. |
| 1:30.9 | Welcome to Five Cups One Girl. |
| 1:34.5 | I did that sign up for this when I signed my contract. |
| 1:40.5 | All right, sip or spill is our like new sort of evolved version of what do we call it? |
| 1:47.5 | We call it the lead to fifth. So Kristen now has five environmentally very unfriendly cubs |
| 1:54.1 | right to her left right now. We have got to get more environmentally friendly cubs. |
| 1:57.7 | It's all we have. I know it is, but still we can do better. |
| 2:00.3 | And we use them week to week. What are those filled with? |
| 2:02.9 | I have no idea, but this concoction looks like vomit. |
| 2:07.7 | I smelled it almost through up like my dog's vomit. |
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