Sins of our Grandfathers

Forehead Fables

General Sam

Comedy

4.8 • 843 Ratings

🗓️ 18 November 2022

⏱️ 138 minutes

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Summary

Sam was hoping that escaping to a treehouse in the Northwest would save his failing marriage. It didn't.

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0:00.0	Look at us.
0:04.5	You know, just a couple glow trotters.
0:06.5	Just two of us.
0:07.3	Fresh off the heels of two big vacations.
0:10.9	Mm-hmm.
0:11.4	Yeah.
0:11.8	Using patron money.
0:13.3	Patron money.
0:14.3	Without them, we would be stuck in.
0:16.4	I made a tweet where I was like, hey, you guys should go out and visit.
0:19.0	And everybody's like, oh, yeah, with what fucking money? I know. I saw that. I was like, hey, you guys should go out and visit and everybody's like, oh yeah, with what fucking money!
0:21.6	I know, I saw that.
0:22.5	I'm like, wow, okay.
0:23.5	Yeah, not everyone makes a fuck done of money, but.
0:25.8	It was $8 to get into those national parks.
0:28.4	So what, the thousands of dollars for Airbnb and air travel.
0:32.2	Yeah.
0:32.9	It was $8 to get in the national park.
0:35.7	You people don't go across the world every month.
0:38.5	What's wrong with you?
0:40.2	Poor bitch.
0:41.0	Yeah, just work harder.
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