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🗓️ 2 October 2025
⏱️ 59 minutes
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this week on Delusional Diaries, Halley and Jaz are back with the full rollercoaster of chaos, starting with skincare gone wrong, brutal hangovers, and a weekend that tested both of them in very different ways. from dinner disasters at BondST and open bar temptations at Danielle’s birthday party to the unplanned detour that landed them at a club until 3 a.m., the girls recap every messy, hilarious detail. whether it’s falling asleep in Ubers, being gaslit about their location, or surviving on cookies, nothing is off-limits in this episode.
in between the laughs, the girls get real about health, healing, and the weird seasons life throws at you. Halley opens up about her continued journey with an autoimmune disease, steroids, and IV treatments, sharing the frustrating side effects, the weight changes, and the challenge of finding stability while staying optimistic. together, the girls navigate what it means to balance wellness with wanting to live life fully, reminding listeners that even in the hard moments, humor and honesty go a long way.
rounding out the episode, Halley and Jaz dive into everything from underwear revelations and blocking negativity online to reflecting on the “mystery” of being single versus the stability of relationships. they laugh about their timeline of friendship, plot out solidcore challenges with Birkin bets, and even debate whether Jaz’s moving obsession is just a love for having projects. this episode is delusional, it’s dramatic, and it’s deeply relatable; the perfect mix that we know you love in an episode of our podcast.
Timestamps
0:18 - New products & hangovers
6:54 - The whole night
16:47 - Friday night
21:37 - Bitching hour
29:44 - What we miss about being single
37:58 - Maybe a hobby
45:30 - Upcoming trips
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, guys, welcome back to Delusional Diaries podcast. I'm Hallie. And I'm Jazz. |
| 0:17.2 | Guys, people, I always, whenever I have a skincare ad, I'm always like, I have sensitive skin ad I'm always like I have sensitive skin people are always like bullshit because I have glowing perfect skin most of the time but I got a new product in BR that I've seen a bunch of people use so I tried it my skin does not like it and you're theorizing that it's this no it No, it has to be this product. When this started happening in my face, it has to be this product. I'm not going to show on this product because people love it. It's like good for them. I tried it once, the product that you're talking. Yeah. I've seen people use it in their daily routines. It seems fine. But again, I have sensitive skin to certain things. |
| 0:54.5 | Not sure what it is in this product that's not agreeing with me. But I woke up this point. I was like, this is not my face. It's not even that. But it's getting better throughout the day. I will say that. But like it this morning, I was like, this is not my truth. Did you apply it this morning? |
| 1:08.9 | No, I put on last night. |
| 1:09.8 | Oh, okay, okay. |
| 1:10.5 | Yeah, and I woke up and I was like, I'm in pain. |
| 1:12.5 | And my face has been in pain all day. |
| 1:14.0 | Yeah, you have some like redness for sure. Yeah. And it's just like, oh, I hate it here. But my point is I only post the products that I, that work for me and that I like. Yeah. Like, you haters. I mean, fair. I'm also on like a day two of a hangover. |
| 1:29.8 | And I'm just like. Yeah. Like, you haters. I mean, fair. I'm also like a day two of a hangover. I'm just like not doing very well. It's a Monday. Okay. Well, like, I went out Saturday |
| 1:36.8 | and I was so sick all day yesterday. But it didn't even count. Today's like the real hangover. |
| 1:42.9 | Like, today is my anxiety day. Yesterday was like my puking day. I was just so unwell. Yeah. I can't believe. |
| 1:51.2 | I will say this. There's something in the air at Danielle Carolyn's birthday parties that just really get to me. |
| 1:57.3 | Yeah. I don't think you've ever left one even kind of blacked out. Like, if you give me an |
| 2:02.1 | open bar with people that I like love, I'm like, let's do this thing. Yeah. And you did. And I did |
| 2:07.2 | that thing. Period. Um, so shout out to her for knowing how to throw a party. Um, I was, |
| 2:14.3 | Kevin Lively said I thought there was an exorcism happening in our bedroom because I was laying in bed while also puking. I that was a hard day for me yesterday. I can't believe you said, I mean, I barely spoke to yesterday. And that's like pretty rare. I feel like you usually call a lot when you're hungover. And you really didn't. Like I didn't hear from me for most of of the day and you said it was top in your top bad hangovers ever no it was like it's crazy because I feel like I've witnessed you in so many of them so it's hard for me to picture this one being like oh no Kevin was like I was really scared for you like I was frightened like he's like I always make noises when I puke I'm like auker. He's like, this, this was an extra scary time. He said it was worse than Vegas. Wow. |
| 2:54.9 | And then when I had to like extend my ticket in Vegas. Yeah. It was worse than that. Wow. |
| 3:00.0 | Yeah. Like that yesterday, I was lying in bed, like shaking. So afraid. I was just like, I think I understand why people stop drinking. |
| 3:10.5 | Yeah. Like, people will be like, I don't have a problem. I just like wasn't loving drinking anymore. |
| 3:14.4 | I think I kind of for that moment in time I got that. You always say that everybody said not. |
| 3:18.6 | I'm not going to stop drinking. Don't get me wrong. I don't get it twisted. I'm just saying I can see how someone could have an |
| 3:24.7 | experience and then decide, no, this is not worth it to me anymore. Yeah. But at the end of the day, how much fun I'm having in the moment. I still cherish that over my day of puking. Yeah. No, I get that. And it's not every time. It's really not. No. But also, I'm not fucking pregnant. I'm just, I was leaning into my food baby. Yeah. And, um, yeah. Yeah. I feel like I've had some, like, I obviously, I get really scarred when I get a puking kind of hangover or whatever because I don't get those as often. Like you, like, kind of could. |
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