Single Mum Messaging Your Man? Abbey’s Brutal Advice
The Therapy Crouch
Therapy Crouch
4.8 • 3.2K Ratings
🗓️ 3 July 2025
⏱️ 39 minutes
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Summary
On this week's episode of The Therapy Crouch, it's sunshine, sports days and sassy dilemmas as Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch return with a fresh round of Ask Me Anything questions. From competitive parent races to dental disasters, no stone is left unturned.
The duo get hilariously honest about their kids’ school sports day, including the dreaded mums' 100m sprint (wombs beware!).
We also hear from listeners navigating tricky relationship territory: from sobbing new dads missing their mates to suspiciously chatty football coaches, and a man whose idea of oral hygiene could end a marriage.
Plus, the couple unpack the emotional load of new parenthood, midlife crisis golf trips, and the true trauma of bad breath. It’s chaos, it’s comfort, it’s classic Therapy Crouch.
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