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The Commercial Break

Sincerely, This Sucks

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

4.5 • 758 Ratings

🗓️ 19 July 2023

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

Be authentic, sincere, and joyful in your Hardee’s recommendations, or at least fake it. That’s customer service, baby! It's Britney, bitch Bryan’s concerned Dr. Drew? Dr. Phil? Caffeine mania Everybody’s crazy, right? Britney has a new song coming out with Will.i.am (but Bryan and Krissy don’t know that yet) Krissy and Britney are buds… Web.3 A Hardee’s training video One customer at a time The service…phenomenal Bungee jumping, sex in water, and Taco Bell are for The Youth! PULL UP I want to go to Dinko’s… Be sincere, or at least fake it LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.    To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

But I don't like to do things that I don't want to do,

0:03.0

and I don't feel the urge to achieve anything that hasn't been achieved.

0:07.0

You're looking to quit before you start.

0:09.0

Exactly!

0:14.0

On this episode of The Commercial Break,

0:16.0

Roll for $1 an hour!

0:19.0

That's right, all for 99 cents an hour!

0:22.0

You'll be serving some of the world's crappiest food

0:25.0

to some of the world's silliest people

0:28.0

for some of the world's lowest pay!

0:30.0

But bring that enthusiasm to work every morning!

0:34.0

The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now!

0:41.0

Aw, yeah, cats again!

0:42.0

Welcome back to The Commercial Break on Bryan Green!

0:44.0

This is my dear friend, and gorgeous co-host,

0:47.0

Chris, enjoy, hopefully, best of you!

0:49.0

Chris, best of you, Bryan!

0:50.0

Best of you out there in the podcast!

0:52.0

You live out!

0:54.0

Hey, let's revisit something

0:56.0

that we talked about a long time ago.

0:58.0

Okay.

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