I Want My D Rack Ribs

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

4.5 • 758 Ratings

🗓️ 17 July 2023

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

Bryan & Krissy take a rambling road down memory lane via food, Jam Land, and the lottery. I don’t know about y’all, but I’m hungry for an Awesome Blossom… Astrid is ON IT! She’s in charge of the food and Bryan’s ruining it Homemade vs boxed mac n cheese Ina Garten A jaeger-ater on your back porch? Jam Land! Bryan: he can’t cook, he can’t bake, he can’t jam! How do you tell someone you don’t like their food? Bryan’s melting grill A sushi system Scammin' the lotto Everyone in America has been to a Chili's Diarrhea Rack Ribs Bryan’s customers who won the lottery Bryan & Krissy would definitely still work if they won the lottery TCB, it’s an honest job Everybody should work at a restaurant! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0	I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs.
0:03.6	That's all I've ever wanted.
0:09.3	On this episode of the commercial break.
0:12.5	Ah, whoa, whoa.
0:14.8	De-lyria-rack-di-lyria-rack-di-lyria-rack-ribs.
0:19.3	You don't want to know how those things were made. That's all I got to say.
0:22.6	I just love it.
0:23.4	You don't want to know who was making your ribs. That's all I got to say. Number two.
0:27.2	If you thought you could get ribs for $9.99, endless ribs at Chili's and
0:33.0	fucking Gordon Ramsay was cooking them, you got a different story coming all together.
0:37.4	The guy with one eyeball and a bad crystal net problem.
0:41.1	The next episode of the commercial break starts now.
0:48.3	Oh, yeah, Kat and kittens. Welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green.
0:52.8	This is my dear friend, Kristen Joy.
0:54.5	Hopefully, best to you, Chrissy.
0:56.7	And that's you, Brian.
0:57.7	Best to you out there in the podcast universe.
1:01.7	Hey, I just want to let you know something real quick.
1:03.3	Okay, go.
1:04.0	I just achieved a goal.
1:06.2	One of my goals on my Apple Watch.
1:07.9	Oh, my Dan for you.
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