Simon Says Shut the F*ck Up: Motherf*kin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE)
My Momma Told Me
Big Money Players Network and iHeartPodcasts
4.8 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 18 September 2025
⏱️ 35 minutes
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Summary
Hey ya'll! Here's another classic mini episode for you this week. Langston and David answer a listener's email about white people not being able to follow directions. Also, we have some thoughts on Eminem.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:04.7 | Oh, my mama told. |
| 0:07.7 | Motherfucking mini episode. |
| 0:10.9 | Many episode. |
| 0:13.1 | Motherfucking mini episode. |
| 0:17.2 | Do do brown. |
| 0:19.4 | Do-Doo Brown. |
| 0:21.2 | Greetings to little mamas and Gentiles alike. |
| 0:24.8 | There it is. |
| 0:25.7 | There it is, ladies and gentlemen. |
| 0:27.5 | Welcome to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me. |
| 0:31.1 | The podcast where we dive deep into the pockets of black conspiracy theories. |
| 0:35.8 | And we finally work to prove the theories that you motherfuckers have at home is a motherfucking many embers. |
| 0:44.6 | Yeah, I like that. |
| 0:46.5 | I like whatever that is, wherever you went there. |
| 0:49.4 | Go there more. |
| 0:50.9 | That was, that was good. |
| 0:52.5 | Just living at that church. |
| 0:54.4 | Yeah. |
| 0:56.3 | Uh-huh, but like kind of nasty church. |
| 0:58.8 | Yeah, nasty church. |
| 1:02.5 | And if they would have offered that to me, I might have stayed a little more religious for longer, you know? |
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