Simmer Down Schimmel

Bitch Bible

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Talk Radio, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.6 • 14.6K Ratings

🗓️ 9 July 2024

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Jackie reignites a 2016 feud with Olivia Culpo, spreads some love and light by sharing a current gratitude list and starts a new initiative to replace trad wives, with trag wives. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! "Addyi, The Little Pink Pill" - See full prescribing information and medication guide, including boxed warning for severe low blood pressure and fainting, at http://addyi.com/pi This episode is br ought to you by BetterHelp: Visit www.betterhelp.com/BITCHBIBLE today to get 10% off your first month Honeylove: Get 20% off and treat yourself to the best bras on the market at www.honeylove.com/BIBLE Noom: Sign up for your trial today, and check out Noom’s first ever cookbook, The Noom Kitchen at www.Noom.com Ritual Vitamins: Get 25% off your first month for a limited time at www.Ritual.com/BIBLE

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0:00.0	I just started recording my podcast and I said Andrew whatever you do leave me the
0:17.9	fuck alone okay I've needed this this past couple weeks I haven't done a
0:21.6	live podcast in two weeks and I'm getting the
0:24.8	shakes and I want to purge my soul. I said please do not bother me. I hear
0:27.9	Ding! There's your fire three miles away. Thanks Andrew why don't you go get
0:32.4	your limp garden hose and you
0:34.4	know high tail at north nobody gives a fuck. We just got back from Newport Beach
0:38.8	where we celebrated the good old 4th of July. I feel like it's a weird time to be overly patriotic and
0:46.7	before you burden me with a DM that says if you don't like this country you can
0:51.6	leave okay like I If you don't like this country, you can laugh.
0:53.0	Okay, like I think about it all the time.
0:56.2	I'm not gonna.
0:57.2	I really love my house, I just read you the bathroom,
0:59.5	I'll stay a while, you know, but it's weird times. We celebrated the fourth, we celebrated my
1:05.5	dead aunt's birthday, so that was just great. I'm just still walking around
1:09.6	with this black fucking veil, but I'm ready to shed it because Leo season is right
1:14.4	around the damn fucking corner. We have so many things to discuss. Okay I went to
1:19.8	Lady Gaga I sat on the stage I created a one-sided friendship with her, what else has happened?
1:26.6	Really that's all I can think of.
1:28.9	It's going to come to me.
1:30.3	Here's what's important.
1:31.6	Leo Season is right around the goddamn corner.
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