SIM Ep 859 Pod 257: Unbreakable, unlikeable and lousy with virginity
Standard Issue Podcast
Standard Issue
4.7 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 7 June 2023
⏱️ 84 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | I'm Mickey Nuno, and I'd like to thank friend and colleague, Hannah Dunlavy, for bringing |
| 0:26.7 | tic-tacs back into my life. What a minty fresh nostalgia trip. Well, if I'd known that was all |
| 0:32.7 | the effort it took to be the hero, I'd have been a shitter friend but brought more tic-tacs. |
| 0:37.3 | I don't want to piss on your parade, but no one used the word hero. |
| 0:42.3 | Well, that's me. I'm Hannah Dunlavy, and I've seemingly got a two symptom illness, neither of which |
| 0:48.3 | is good for a podcast, so let's see how this goes. Jen, should we try and guess the symptoms? |
| 0:52.7 | Is one of them shitting yourself? No, okay. If it was, I would never talk about it on the podcast. |
| 1:00.7 | Or to anyone ever. Is it a cough? |
| 1:04.6 | Sneezing. Well, one of them is sneezing. Sneezed approximately a thousand times over the weekend, |
| 1:09.7 | so Jen is not happy, obviously. Jen will have cystitis now because I've been sneezing. |
| 1:14.4 | And the other one is I keep getting cramp in the back of my thigh, and that is like a proper... |
| 1:19.7 | So if that happens during the podcast, apologies. It's the shame you're not doing bus telegraph this |
| 1:25.6 | week, because it is an appropriate response to most of the news, if I'm honest. I used to get, |
| 1:31.2 | sometimes do, get cramp in my feet of an evening, and that was a symptom of this indeed efficiency, |
| 1:40.9 | Hannah. So maybe, maybe choose that out. Well, I actually was up and down the ladder yesterday. |
| 1:45.8 | Happened when I was at the top of a ladder cat in the head to be wondering what could have gone wrong. |
| 1:49.6 | But I did drink lots of water, and they improved after that. I was going to say... |
| 1:53.6 | I was going to say, it's not something to do with the answer for everything, isn't it? |
| 1:57.6 | Park them shitting yourself. |
| 1:59.2 | Drinking lots of water. |
| 2:01.6 | Which is absolutely definitely not what's happened. |
| 2:04.5 | Well now, because you told us you wouldn't tell us, I'm just going to receive it, |
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