SIM Ep 811 Pod 237: Burning, lobbing, and staying away from the blackberries
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🗓️ 18 January 2023
⏱️ 87 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Standard issue for all women. Hello and welcome to episode 237 of the |
| 0:16.5 | Standard Issue Podzine. I'm Mickey Ninen and my blood is in high demand. I wish I was |
| 0:23.1 | hanging out with vampires. Actually, scratch that. I'd be awful. I'd just be |
| 0:26.5 | fodder, wouldn't I? I wouldn't do anything exciting. You'd be star. You'd be the |
| 0:32.1 | stay-at-home vampire. Yeah, just doing all the cleaning. Oh, it's rubbish being a |
| 0:37.0 | vampire. No, but my blood type is very rare. I don't wish to boast, but my blood type |
| 0:42.9 | is very rare. The second rarest that there is. Less than 2% of the population have |
| 0:47.7 | my blood type. Wow. And yeah, so they're on the hunt for it. The one that they |
| 0:51.6 | really need, because I went and gave blood on Friday. If you can, please do that |
| 0:55.8 | gagging for it. They are like vampires, but vampires that do good. They |
| 1:01.2 | want that they really need is own negative, because that can be accepted by |
| 1:04.6 | every single person, which is amazing, and then be negative, which is me, |
| 1:09.0 | lulls, pessimism. That is second on their list. And she was like, oh, you've not |
| 1:15.2 | been for a while. I don't know how you slipped through the net as she took my |
| 1:19.1 | blood. Give blood if you can. Thank you, Mick. I can't go anymore. I'm really |
| 1:23.0 | disappointed, because I used to go quite a lot. I used to actively enjoy going |
| 1:28.2 | from the buzz. And the smug. Yeah. And the smug that I got from it and the |
| 1:33.3 | steak that I awarded myself afterwards. But since I got Graves disease, I can't |
| 1:39.0 | go anymore, because I have to be two years clear of my medication. I got a |
| 1:43.2 | PB. I drained a pint in six minutes, right? And that is really impressive, |
| 1:47.8 | because I am also notoriously tricky, notorious within my own brain, |
| 1:51.8 | clearly. But also on my sheet, I have got very hard veins to access their very |
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