Waitrose have added more of your favourites to their new lower prices.

Or is it new, new, lower prices, or newer, new, lower prices?

Well, they've added more, so it could be more, newer, new, lower prices.

Or even the newest of new, lower prices on more.

Ernie, whoo! Waitrose have new, new, lower prices on hundreds of your favourites,

like apples, chicken, and those cheeky ginger nuts. Waitrose.

Food to feel good about.

Selected stores, subjects with availability, prices may vary in a little Waitrose channel islands and concessions.

Music

Standard issue for all women.

Hello and welcome to episode 215 of the Standard Issue pod scene.

I'm Mickey Noonan and not even a Bradford pub brimming with sexism could dent the sheer joy of England lifting that trophy on Sunday.

Still beaming that football don't come home.

What an exhilarating reset to zero years of hurt. Come on!

If they actually got a sign, like, you know, number of hours since workplace accident.

I hope so. I hope, like, the deal and skin of both got one in their houses.

If it's come out, we have to make sure we don't lay it out again. That's it.

Gotta keep it now, like, look after it. Which is why maybe women have got it.

We're less likely to lose it.

Yeah. I'm Hannah Dunlavy and this weekend I thought I'd gone face blind for about 10 minutes.

Who didn't you recognise?

I was in a village near here and I was in like a Tesco Express and there was a really non-cute for the tail.

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