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screaming and I just thought I best clarify it wasn't for any other reason.

This week I did a Saturday bitching on that colossal numpte Toby Young and his appointment to a job that nobody really

thinks he should have had. Well, a couple of people think it, but you know, thank God they're not in government. Oh, wait a minute. Anyway, just to prove that he could actually be an even bigger prick than I thought he could be, Toby Young has gone and resigned, which means that this isn't necessarily entirely topical,

but we've decided to release it anyway, because A, it's still an important point that he was given the job in the first place and B, something not being entirely a thing, hasn't stopped people bitching about bendy bananas.

So anyway, here you go.

Here's this week's Saturday bitching.

Can we just stop for a moment and let me bitch about Toby Fucking Young being

appointed to the board of the new Higher Education Watchdog, the Office for Students?

Always. I'm kind of scared you won't get through this without punching a hole in the table.

It's made me about as angry as anything going on in this country at the moment

and that is saying something because I almost beat my chest with rage

when I saw what self-appointed spokesman for the working classes, Owen Jones, had

said about Lord Adonis having the audacity to have gone from being a child in care

to the sort of class traitor who goes skiing, the bourgeois fuck.

Wasn't he skiing using instead of skis like to working class people?

Yeah.

But this Toby Young thing is the sort of thing.

I'm honestly, I'm going to give myself an ulcer just festering about it.

Was it's just the worst example of jobs for the

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