Attention at all passengers. You can now book your train tickets on Uber and get 10% back in Uber credits to spend on your next train journey.

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Trains now on Uber. T's and C's apply check the Uber app. And the Standard issue for all women.

Hello there you bunch of smashes, Mickey Noonan here. Welcome to the standard issue gig cast.

In this episode, me and our glorious founder Sarah Milliken had a splendid old time

with Catherine Ryan, Alex Jones and Jess Phillips. We talked about

massive babies, stand-up poos, hand masks for seagulls, cute feet, juggling balls and the

fear of potential Franklin cunt. This episode was recorded in front of a live

audience at the Leicester Square Theatre in London. We've got a whole bunch of gigs

coming up with bloody marvelous guests including Jennifer Saunders, Stephanie Beachham, Sir Anne Jones,

Liz Carr, Holly McNish, Fern Britain and loads more. Ticket information is available from the

standard issue section of Sarah's website which you'll find at Sarah Milliken.co. UK

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