SIM Ep 62 Pod 22: Pass-agg Christmas, banging tunes and being alone no more

Standard Issue Podcast

Standard Issue

Society & Culture

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 13 December 2017

⏱️ 101 minutes

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Summary

This week, team Noonan, Dunleavy and Offord get some excellent pass-agg Christmas gifts ideas from comedy writer Sarah Morgan that'll piss off your homophobic uncle while putting cash in various charities' coffers – win! Music guru Liz Buckley talks to Mick about her favourite albums of 2017, and Dannie Grufferty, co-ordinator of The Jo Cox Commission on Loneliness, tells the team all about the commission and how we can help people suffering from loneliness. Our Sarah gets her Doctor Doolittle on in #SMQT, Jen's talking cheats and victories in Jenny Off The Blocks and Dunleavy Does Disney's The Jungle Book. Which may or may not descend into cat impressions.

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0:00.0	Attention at all passengers. You can now book your train tickets on Uber and get 10% back in Uber credits to spend on your next train journey.
0:11.0	So no excuses not to visit your in-laws this Christmas.
0:16.5	Trains now on Uber. T's and C's apply check the Uber app. And the Standard issue for all women.
0:43.0	Hey Ace Faces, welcome to episode 22 of the standard-issue pod scene.
0:47.0	I'm Mickey Noonan and I actually like the taste of turkey.
0:50.0	I'm joined by...
0:52.0	I'm Hannah Dunleavy and I was once forced against my
0:54.7	will to be Mary in a nativity play. Unconsensual acting. Yeah. And I'm
1:00.3	Jen offered and I once fed baby Jesus frankincense.
1:04.0	It's not one of the food groups, Jen.
1:05.5	I was a shepherd and I just bowled up to the front.
1:07.6	Just picked him up and started feeding it.
1:10.0	Presumably you'd actually nicked it off the king at that point.
1:13.7	I just walked up.
1:14.7	I don't remember this.
1:15.3	My mom told me she was quite embarrassed about it apparently.
1:17.8	Just walked up, picked up baby Jesus, picked up the frankincense,
1:22.0	started feeding it.
1:23.0	Was it a posh school?
1:24.0	You were using actual frankincense.
1:26.0	Yeah, it was real...
1:28.0	It was, you know, it didn't end well for baby Jesus, but you know...
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