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So you can order your own fries instead of eating everyone else's.

Trains, now on Uber. T's and C's apply. Check the Uber app.

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Okay, we'll stop with the ears now. Standard issue for all women.

All right Mickey here I am recording this intro on December the 21st so

here's hoping that you're listening to this somewhere comfortable rather than I don't know

Around a bin where you're burning the last of your car tires for warmth There's a brief respite from scouring the scorched wasteland for food or control of our borders.

I'm only off joking. What a year a and the almost constant doom and gloom of

2020 is why we decided to record a relentlessly chipper gigcast for the start of 2021.

If the scenario I just painted is accurate, I'll admit that yes, perhaps that was misguided optimism.

Good to go out with a chuckle though, in it.

And so we got the standard issue family,

me, Hannah, Jen, and the boss Sarah Milliken,

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