Attention at all passengers. You can now book your train tickets on Uber and get 10% back in Uber credits to spend on your next train journey.

So no excuses not to visit your in-laws this Christmas.

Trains now on Uber. T's and sees apply check the Uber app.

Someone came up to me in the street and said are you you Jimmy Car or would you just look like Jimmy Car?

I said both.

Hello, I'm Jimmy Car, and I'm announcing a new tour.

It's called Jimmy Car Loves Funny, because they'll be laughs and it'll be funny and because they'll laugh funny.

I think jokes are like magnets.

They attract some people, some people like my comedy,

but like magnets jokes attract and they repel.

Some people are repelled by my sense of humour.

If that's you, don't come and see

come and see Jimmy Car laughs funny. I'll be everywhere. Go to Jimmy Car.

for details. Standard Issue for all women.

Hi, Hannah here and welcome to our Standard Issue review of the year.

And although I've probably said said what a year that was before

2020 I'm not sure I've ever meant it as much as I do now it's been like being on a roller coaster and not just because I've had to queue for

ages to get here. So we decided to call in the experts to chat 2020, what the hell it all means and what we've learned about small pea and big pea politics.

So here's Mickey and I chatting to those excellent women Helen Lewis and Aisha Hazarika.

But before that we just want to say happy new year to you all.

You're probably not going to spend New Year's Eve in the way you imagined or wanted to but here we are

here's to a better 2021 until then

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