This is a passenger announcement. You can now book your train on Uber and get 10% back in credits to spend on Uber eats.

So you can order your own fries instead of eating everyone else's.

Trains, now on Uber. T's and C's apply. Check the Uber app.

Are you an absolutely huge fer or a zoom iner?

Perhaps you're an arm stretched out like a zombie when holding a newspaperer?

Or a holds a book so close you might as well be kissing it, er.

At Spexavers, we get it.

You don't want to admit it's time to become a glass is-wearer.

That's okay.

We're ready to see you, whenever you're ready to see properly.

Book an eye test at Spe savers.co. UK,

so you can see clearer.

Er.

Okay, we'll stop with the ears now. Outside the box.

Hello and welcome to November's outside the box.

We're right at the end of November because there was a couple of things that we thought we might as well hang on and see,

otherwise the timing meant that it'd be a bit late in the day to be talking about them.

So thanks for your patience. I'm joined as ever by Mick.

Hello! I love that you don't say it in a funny way now now Jen's not here to be horrified by it

Although she will be back next month. So you need to try and like up your what's up style

Edgries. Okay, suggestions to

at Mixer Noonan, please.

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