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Hello and welcome to episode 129 of the Standard Issue Podzine.

I'm Mickey Noonan and I am going to kick off with a question. What are three month old babies keeping in their pockets?

I'm ludicrous, isn't it? What are they putting in there?

Rusks. I don't know, the keys.

Gary suggested that maybe it was for their favorite stone and I was like, they're not otters.

But yeah, given it's a struggle to find clothes for full-grown women with pockets, it's clearly because the babies have taken them all.

Absolutely. I saw a baby not that long ago. They appeared to have cargo like type chouses on with loads on and I was like what does it need all those pockets for?

What does it need all those pockets for? Anyway I'm guessing you've seen a baby.

I finally got to meet my niece Harper Rose and she is delightful. I'm Hannah Don Levy and I also saw a baby because I met little

Lyra didn't I? Oh baby's everywhere. And that's literally all I do. Somebody asked me the other day what I do now and I said, well I look at babies and I go to funerals. That's literally been my entire social life.

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