This is a passenger announcement. You can now book your train on Uber and get 10% back in credits to spend on Uber eats.

So you can order your own fries instead of eating everyone else's.

Trains, now on Uber. T's and C's apply. Check the Uber app.

Are you an absolutely huge fer or a zoom iner?

Perhaps you're an arm stretched out like a zombie when holding a newspaperer?

Or a holds a book so close you might as well be kissing it, er.

At Spexavers, we get it.

You don't want to admit it's time to become a glass is-wearer.

That's okay.

We're ready to see you, whenever you're ready to see properly.

Book an eye test at Spe savers.co. UK,

so you can see clearer.

Okay, we'll stop with the ears now. Standard Issue for all women.

Hello there Mickey here.

Welcome to this week's chops.

If you're coming at this fresh on Friday,

you might be thinking, what the bill-o is this is she mad is she

back on the glue chops don't happen until Sunday and you'd be right also great use

of billi-o-o-o-o Monday the 28th of September is International Safe Abortion Day and our hardworking very tired friends at Alliance for Choice

got in touch to let us know that while the usual March for choice can't happen this year because pandemic.

They've got some activities lined up over the weekend to celebrate it.

So we thought we'd do a chopse a couple of days early.

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