SIM Ep 419 Pod 125: The joy of Joan, the future of theatre, and sexy pots
Standard Issue Podcast
Standard Issue
4.7 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 23 September 2020
⏱️ 75 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This is a passenger announcement. You can now book your train on Uber and get 10% back in credits to spend on Uber eats. |
| 0:11.0 | So you can order your own fries instead of eating everyone else's. |
| 0:15.0 | Trains, now on Uber. T's and C's apply. Check the Uber app. |
| 0:20.0 | Are you an absolutely huge fer or a zoom iner? |
| 0:24.0 | Perhaps you're an arm stretched out like a zombie when holding a newspaperer? |
| 0:28.0 | Or a holds a book so close you might as well be kissing it, er. |
| 0:32.0 | At Spexavers, we get it. |
| 0:34.0 | You don't want to admit it's time to become a glass is-wearer. |
| 0:38.0 | That's okay. |
| 0:39.0 | We're ready to see you, whenever you're ready to see properly. |
| 0:42.0 | Book an eye test at Spe savers.co. UK, |
| 0:45.3 | so you can see clearer. |
| 0:47.6 | Okay, we'll stop with the ears now. Standard Issue for all women. |
| 1:05.0 | Hello and welcome to episode 125 of the Standard Issue Podzine. |
| 1:10.0 | I'm Mickey Noonan and if you have told me at the top of 2020 that I'd be spending most of my time with my hair in a |
| 1:16.7 | scrunchy I'd have told you to jog on and yet here I am with scrunchy palm treeed, palm, tree, a go, go. |
| 1:23.4 | It's not quite high enough up, meck. I'd like it more on the top and like coming down like girls used to |
| 1:28.8 | where I was at school. Okay, hang on, hang on. This is great for a podcast mate, good thinking. |
| 1:33.7 | It really is. It's going to have to be hilarious, I'm going to have to really laugh to make this work. |
| 1:38.2 | I mean, it's hurting already. |
| 1:40.8 | Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Yeah, no I don't like it. |
| 1:45.0 | It's a look. |
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