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Hi and the box. Hi and welcome to September's outside the box.

Sorry, September, what?

It's March.

I know.

I know. Do you remember when I said January on we were in June and then we cut it out so that people didn't think I was an absolute moron?

I told you I cut it out. I left it in. Yes anyway September's outside the box we're actually

recording on the second we used to come out in the second week but because well just

because reasons I'm not even going to them we're doing a week early this time

means we've had

slightly less time to watch stuff so Mickey has you have managed to watch some things,

more things that you did last month when you left me alone talking to myself like a crazy

You were talking to your cat Joan and I think that me makes you 5% less crazy

Yeah, I talked to ourselves all the time Hannah when we're doing intro and adverts you know I knew you'd be fine you carried

it off with a plop well I've got some photographs of Peggy watching Badlands she

actually jumped up and sat in front of it and watched it.

I mean she didn't obviously she was clearly just being a fucking monster.

Anyway, moving on.

Yeah, I have some things to talk about.

I've been taking some viewer no listener some

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