SIM Ep 414 Pod 124: problem films, silent women and way too much hair
Standard Issue Podcast
Standard Issue
4.7 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 9 September 2020
⏱️ 74 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This is a passenger announcement. You can now book your train on Uber and get 10% back in credits to spend on Uber eats. |
| 0:11.0 | So you can order your own fries instead of eating everyone else's. |
| 0:15.0 | Trains, now on Uber. T's and C's apply. Check the Uber app. |
| 0:20.0 | Are you an absolutely huge fer or a zoom iner? |
| 0:24.0 | Perhaps you're an arm stretched out like a zombie when holding a newspaperer? |
| 0:28.0 | Or a holds a book so close you might as well be kissing it, er. |
| 0:32.0 | At Spexavers, we get it. |
| 0:34.0 | You don't want to admit it's time to become a glass is-wearer. |
| 0:38.0 | That's okay. |
| 0:39.0 | We're ready to see you, whenever you're ready to see properly. |
| 0:42.0 | Book an eye test at Spe savers.co. UK, |
| 0:45.3 | so you can see clearer. |
| 0:47.6 | Okay, we'll stop with the ears now. Standard Issue for all women. |
| 1:05.0 | Hello and welcome to episode 124 of the Standard Issue Podzine. |
| 1:10.0 | I'm Mickey Noonan and having ventured out a bit more recently I am staggered by how many people |
| 1:16.2 | Don't seem to know how the respiratory system works |
| 1:19.3 | Put the mask over your noses footnuts |
| 1:23.2 | What is going on, Hannah? |
| 1:25.1 | What, to be honest, I haven't seen that. |
| 1:27.3 | I haven't really ventured that far recently, |
| 1:29.7 | and nobody in my local shop seems to be wearing them at all. |
| 1:32.8 | Wow, okay. |
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