SIM Ep 405 Gig 55: Duker, Moore, Dunleavy and Noonan

Standard Issue Podcast

Standard Issue

Society & Culture

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 12 August 2020

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Hannah and Mick are joined by excellent comedians Sophie Duker and Thanyia Moore for our second gig via the wonder of Zoom. Chat is wildly varied, taking in feet, anal hygiene for cats, true love for Michaela Coel, why powerful women get labelled as 'difficult', dungarees, silver wolves, woke foxes, the mum perspective, and the evergreen nature of fart jokes.

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0:00.0	Attention at all passengers. You can now book your train tickets on Uber and get 10% back in Uber credits to spend on your next train journey.
0:11.0	So no excuses not to visit your in-laws this Christmas.
0:16.5	Trains now on Uber T's and C's apply check the Uber app.
0:19.9	Are you an absolutely huge fer or a zoom iner?
0:24.0	Perhaps you're an arm stretched out like a zombie when holding a newspaperer?
0:28.0	Or a holds a book so close you might as well be kissing it, er.
0:32.0	At Spexavers, we get it.
0:34.0	You don't want to admit it's time to become a glass is-wearer.
0:38.0	That's okay.
0:39.0	We're ready to see you, whenever you're ready to see properly.
0:42.0	Book an eye test at Spe savers.co. UK,
0:45.3	so you can see clearer.
0:47.6	Okay, we'll stop with the ears now. Standard Issue for all women.
1:05.0	Hello there and welcome to our second lockdown sort of gig.
1:10.0	Hannah and I were well chuffed to be joined by Ace Comed comedian Sophie Duker and Tanya Moore on a very hot Zoom call.
1:16.5	We're talking footskin anal hygiene for caps.
1:20.0	Why We Stand Michaela Cole and how she and Sophie are now BFFs forever, yeah, right?
1:25.2	Why powerful women get labelled as difficult, owning those dungarees,
1:29.4	silver wolves, woke foxes, growing out of friendships and how there will always, always be gases to pass.
1:37.3	We had a blast.
1:38.9	I hope you do too.
1:41.6	Hi everyone, welcome to our second Zoomcast because we love a Port Manteau so that's what we're calling them.
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