May I have your attention please you can now book your train tickets on Uber and get

10% back in credits to spend on your next Uber ride so you don't have to walk home in the brain again.

Trains, now on Uber. T's and C's apply. Check the Uber app. Standard issue for all women. We just thought it worthwhile mentioning that we recorded

the podcast on Monday before Boris Johnson was taken into intensive care.

Regular listeners will know we make no bones about disliking his politics and those of the Tory government in general,

but it's horribly sad and unnerving that the Prime Minister is so ill ill and we very much hope he pulls through.

He and everyone else struggling today and tomorrow and for however long this fecker of a virus lasts.

We'd be hypocrites if what's happening to Boris Johnson right now stopped us criticizing the government and indeed the Prime Minister when it comes to recent measures to do with coronavirus.

As it's done right now as I record this, the PM is reported to be in a stable condition and good spirits and we hope

that his health continues to improve.

Hello and welcome to episode 105 of the standard issue pod scene. I'm Mickey Noonan and last week I took part in a

coordinated dog rescue that proved Twitter can sometimes be used for good.

Hooray! What a lovely boy he was too. He is very lovely and Jones the dog is now settled with our

pals down the road having a lovely time hashtag a lovely time.

A lovely time. A.

With his little white feet and his little tuxedo. I'm Hannah Don Levy and on

Saturday a neighbor decided to power hose my front door uninvited and my ad

during which he broke my letterbox and soaked my whole carpet.

I mean, I'd have been happy with a roll of toilet paper, but there you have it.

It all sounds like some monstrous euphemism, doesn't it?

To be honest, I think it might have been more fun for me if it was a monstrous euphemism.

Yeah, if he just wank through the letterbox would have been easier to clean up.

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