This is a passenger announcement. You can now book your train on Uber and get 10% back in credits to spend on Uber eats.

So you can order your own fries instead of eating everyone else's.

Trains, now on Uber. T's and C's apply. Check the Uber app. Standard Issue for all women.

Hello and welcome to Day 103 in the Standard Issue House.

I'm Mickey Noonan and my new glasses feel weird on my face.

They look nice though.

Thanks love.

I'm Hanadon Levy and this weekend I had a lovely stroll round Columbia

Flower Market.

It was packed to the gunwalls which was, oh no of course I didn't.

I stayed in my flat because I'm not a moron.

And I'm Jen Offord and on Sunday I cried because I couldn't take my belly button piercing out.

So week one of solitary confinement has gone very well indeed.

Why won't it come out? It's like a hoop with a ball on it. It's got a special name. Can't remember.

Captive bead ring and you have to get the bead off it in order to remove it.

You've got an executive toy in your belly button here.

Basically, but I thought it's all right because I found a pair of rusty pliers this morning and it's gone. I was going to say Jen I've got a miniature hacks or if you want it.

I actually thought it might come to that because obviously I can't go to like a piercing place. They probably will shut anyway but if there was one open it will probably be ill advised for me to bowl in there and say hey can you deal with this please?

Yeah rusty players sounds like a really bad sex move.

I don't know what to say to that.

Yeah.

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