This is a passenger announcement. You can now book your train on Uber and get 10% back in credits to spend on Uber eats.

So you can order your own fries instead of eating everyone else's.

Trains, now on Uber. T's and C's apply. Check the Uber app. Standard Issue for all women.

Hello and welcome to episode 43 of the standard issue pod scene.

I'm Mickey Noonan and Allison Moyet has provided me with my new favorite terminology.

More on that later.

I'm Hannah Dunleavy and I don't have a pension.

But I do have an apocalypse survival plan

which doesn't seem so dumb post Brexit, does it?

No, it seems like a very good idea.

And I'm Jenlford and I want Gareth Southgate to adopt me please.

Did you see the adorable hashtag Garris Southgate

would just people writing in what they thought he would do like if I was broken down

on the motorway Garris Southgate would come over fill up my petrol then take me

for a burger.

I had a long chat with my boxing instructor, Linvelle about this prior to the World Cup

starting and I said you just know that he'd be like a really good teacher like you'd want Mr Southgate like on your side

if you were like a bit of a naughty kid and you'd done something and you had to go to the headmasters

you'd want Mr Southgate to be there because he'd be like

reasonable and you know he'd have your back. But Jen, Mr Southgate would be on

everybody's side. That's the joy of Mr Southgate. He's lovely, isn't he?

Later on, I catch up with the brilliant Mairead Enright to find out what's going on with abortion legislation in Ireland.

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