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Hello and welcome to episode 41 of the Standard Issue Podzine.

I'm Mickey Noonan and at the weekend I went to an Elvis festival but we got there late Elvis had left

the building.

Hey!

It's hard times.

I'm Hannah Dunleavy and this week my nephew gave me one of the best pieces of advice I've ever

had not least because it came with the caveat I'm not sure how much you shall actually

have for this in your life but apparently here goes guys apparently if someone's firing at you from a helicopter,

you should run towards them,

as it makes you harder to hit.

That's valuable.

Is that, I mean, I agree with him,

I'm not sure how much you will have for that,

but is that surely running

away from them would be equally hard to hear? I think it's something to do with the

angle that they're going to have to shoot at you. Oh actually it came with a full explanation but basically

it's also predicated on the idea that they are likely moving towards you.

Okay so you will be moving towards them and their brain won't compensate as quickly.

I've got images of you in a like Willem de Fau platoon style.

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