Think about cheese.

Make your thoughts cheesier.

Now add 100% chicken breast fillet, Chipotle sauce and Ameta cheese melt. And it's giving the new cheesy chicken stack at McDonald's. Did we mention it's cheesy? Cheese. Availments with the 4th of Jan, 226 from 11 a.m. Present participation may vary. Subjects availability. Hey, everyone, Wendy Cumm's here. I'm going to be in Austin, Texas, January 9th to the 11th at the comedy mothership. I'm going to be in Oklahoma, Wisconsin, March 6 to 2026. People will keep being like you're coming to O'Clair. This place is, it's like a hidden gem. Yeah, it's a Kind of? Yeah. Rochester, Minnesota, right? Mm-hmm.

Where's Minneapolis?

It's in Minnesota. Yeah. Yeah. Rochester, Minnesota, right? Mm-hmm.

Where's Minneapolis?

It's in Minnesota.

You guys, I really, we gotta, I'm getting paid to talk for a living.

I'm starting to feel like I need to give the money back.

March 7th, I'll be in Minnesota, Sacramento, California, May 13th, nope, March 13th, Santa Rosa, March 14th. Wait, both the same night.

You guys, Whitney Covings.com, you'll find all these details that I truly just, like, literacy is not where I shine.

Should I invoice the University of Pennsylvania for a refund?

St. Louis, I'll be there March 19th, Royal Oak, March 20th, Omaha, Nebraska, March 27th, Des Moines, 28th. And I'm coming to Philly, rescheduling the show that I had to cancel. Sorry about that. April 3rd, I'll be there. We're going to figure out how the Eagles are going to pull it together for next year. Atlanta, April 10th, Jacksonville, April 11th, San Antonio, Texas. You know how this goes, you guys. I just keep going from city to city, Oklahoma City, May 8th, Fayetteville, Arkansas, May 9th, that is a rescheduled. Walton Arts Center, Walmart people come through Miami, Florida. Oh, yeah, I'm going to be going to Cosmel. Oh, don't, okay, no, I'm not. I didn't get fun all of a sudden. I was conned into this by

Berwick Kreischer going on his cruise. We're going on a boat together. Let's do it. Whitney

Cummings here. Your, what do you call it? Resident anthropologist. I'm here to report back from a trip I just

took to San Francisco, California. Now, I know. I know, why are you talking

about San Francisco? This is actually what I'm about to say is the most important thing you'll ever hear.

I went up to entertain rich people in San Francisco, which by the way, I like doing. I like doing it.

I like going. It's good to see what the most powerful people in the world are up to.

I like to see, you know, what color T-shirt they're wearing to work. The gray Patagonia vests. In San Francisco, they don't do ties. Like they never wear ties. I don't know, probably too tempting.

But I go up there to do like some Christmas party holiday.

I'm kind of their dominatrix.

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