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🗓️ 15 December 2025
⏱️ 72 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Give me a thumbnail pose right off the top. |
| 0:06.4 | That's the most apocalyptic. |
| 0:08.0 | Can you leave that in? |
| 0:09.1 | Can you leave that in? |
| 0:10.2 | I just want everyone to know that that, I don't know how to say it. |
| 0:15.5 | Like if you think that podcasters and influencers and whatever are, you know, soulless, you know, just |
| 0:27.1 | gentle suggestions of what humanity used to look like, just know that if saying smash the |
| 0:34.0 | like button, like subscribe, like, we're not not even saying like, I hope you like me. |
| 0:38.3 | We're like, like, smash it. |
| 0:41.3 | Please. |
| 0:42.1 | But there's also a moment before every podcast where you have to like do the thumbnail. |
| 0:47.3 | You have to smile and like get a still. |
| 0:50.5 | And every time I do it like a little bit of my soul, what is left of my soul does, like, eke out of my... It could be worse. Could it? Yeah. How so? You could have the... Like, I could be like over a pool of piranhas. You're being attacked and you're like... Oh, you mean you could be like trying to get me to like do that's |
| 1:12.2 | happened. Sometimes I'll go on podcast and they'll be so just be surprised. And I'm like, I'm like, |
| 1:16.8 | I'm like I can be shocked and disgusted at how you are trying to wrestle my dignity away from |
| 1:22.4 | me because that's the only expression I'm capable of right now. Because also, this doesn't represent what happened. |
| 1:31.2 | Sorry, I just missed the table. |
| 1:32.5 | This should always be my pose. |
| 1:34.8 | Like, no, we talked about the host's depression for an hour and a half. |
| 1:39.0 | There was no. |
| 1:39.5 | You're not at an 11. |
| 1:40.6 | No. |
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