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Signing Off from an Unforgettable Bert's Big Adventure 2026 Trip!

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🗓️ 23 February 2026

⏱️ 17 minutes

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Signing Off from an Unforgettable Bert's Big Adventure 2026 Trip!

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0:00.0

This is the Bird Show.

0:02.4

Burt's Big Adventure 2026. Just to break away from Burt's Big Adventure for just one second.

0:08.4

So on Sundays, we let the families hang by themselves, all right? We have been escorting them

0:14.3

and hanging with them for days and days and days. We kind of feel like, you know what, they probably

0:18.7

are sick of us. Yeah. So let them go into the parks and they can go ahead and do whatever they want. And then the Birxbyg Adventure staff gets together also. And then we usually go to Epcot and we start working our way around the world, right? I have a drink here, have a drink there. So yesterday I thought, you know what, there's so much goodness and so much positivity going on the Bird's Big Adventure trip.

0:38.5

It's time for some darkness.

0:39.9

Okay, so.

0:41.0

Where is this going?

0:42.0

And it backfired on me.

0:43.2

So we all get together in the USA had just beaten Canada in hockey in the Olympics.

0:49.6

Our first gold medal since like 1984 or something like that.

0:53.0

So I'm like, you know what, let's go over

0:54.6

to the country of Canada and Epcot and give them a bit of a hard time about America beating

0:59.9

them in hockey, right? And it couldn't have backfired. It backfired in the most Canadian way

1:04.3

possible. So we get in there and the guy that's at the front of, first of all, I've never been

1:08.7

into Canada. In the 24 years we've been doing around the world, you usually, first of all, I'd never been into Canada in the 24 years we've

1:11.4

been doing around the world. You usually just bypass Canada, so I've never even gone into it,

1:15.8

right? We go into, there's like a waterfall back there, this beautiful rose garden, right? Yeah,

1:21.7

never even seen it. So as soon as we pull up, we start giving the first guy, the first Canadian,

1:26.4

a hard time about the game. And in the

1:28.9

most Canadian way possible, he's like, oh, that's okay. Congratulations to you guys. What a wonderful game

1:35.4

you guys played. Congratulations to the United States of America. So that was no fun. And because we

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