Side Stories: Tunnel Tales

Last Podcast On The Left

The Last Podcast Network

True Crime, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.6 • 53.3K Ratings

🗓️ 17 January 2024

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Henry & Marcus bring you this week's weirdest stories and true-crime news - starting off with a "Nightmarcher" encounter in Hawaii, 71-year-old Brazilian man digs 12 story hole in basement in search for gold - falls to death, Kala "the TikTok Tunnel Digger" - ordered to stop digging her tunnels, a Nebraska man goes on rampage with Bobcat Tractor in Home Depot parking lot, Ex-mayor who threatened to shoot U of M students arrested after 4-hour-long standoff, Listener stories of Genital Entanglement, and MORE!

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0:00.0	Hold, primates, primates, listening. It is I, Numator 479.
0:10.0	According to our studies of your puny mammalian race, we discovered you like very good coffee.
0:16.6	And while it is our evolutionary purpose to cause you psychic torment, we want you awake
0:21.8	in Vivacious to give it.
0:23.0	So try our new blend from Spring Hill Jack Coffee.
0:26.0	Reptilian in the morning.
0:28.0	Our proprietary blend of light they roasted cochayo husks
0:32.0	will have you immediately energize
0:34.3	upon emerging from the pain coaka with all your slippery new eggs.
0:39.2	Thanks, honey.
0:41.6	How you? Hot-a-t. Gah! Mm-mm!
0:47.0	Ex to Spring Hill Jack and Last Podcast on the left. I'm ready to get out there and eat some babies.
0:53.0	Get out of the way, Hillary Clinton.
0:55.0	There's no place to escape to.
1:01.0	This is the last on the left side stories
1:07.0	That's when the cannibalism started side stories. Yeah. It's me. I'm not brother.
1:18.0	It's me. I'm not brother Cooper.
1:22.0	Because I'm not brother Cooper because I'm not Bradley Cooper anymore I'm not
1:25.6	him I've transformed I grew up my hair so wet so sweaty so wet it's been a little
1:30.4	bird style that I just love oh love, oh, I love music
1:34.2	and I love my little stick.
1:36.0	I do as soon as I saw a stick.
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